Johnny Depp Explains His Sparkly Engagement Ring

When he announced his engagement to Amber Heard by sporting a sparkly engagement ring, Johnny Depp seemed to be both subverting gender roles and announcing happy life news — two birds, one giant rock!

Well, maybe not. Last night, the actor talked matrimonial jewels on Letterman. In a stereotypical clueless-dude move, he didn’t get Heard’s ring size: "It was too big for my girl,” he explained.